Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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