Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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