Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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