eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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