you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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