He kissed a someone with a penis
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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