Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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