last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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