I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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