So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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