soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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