guys are not supposed to queef...right?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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