I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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