so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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