My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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