Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
