YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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