So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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