Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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