hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.