he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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