come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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