If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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