you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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