turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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