super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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