I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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