is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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