can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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