Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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