Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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