In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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