But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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