Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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