A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
