Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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