no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
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almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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