Your tits are I can't wait for
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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