Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Randomize
