Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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