did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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