mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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