he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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