i just google imaged poop.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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