does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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