can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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