ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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