Hey man sorry I got all grabby
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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