Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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