I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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