I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Someone shit on the floor
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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