I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
handjob tips. give me some.
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do herpes really smell.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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