Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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