my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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