Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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